Garry Otter and the Trunk of Blood

This appalling piece of celuloid rubbish was rightly panned by all critics at the Cannes film festival. However it was applauded as a work of 'genius' at the 'Little Smelling Farts and Craft Fair' earlier this year. Indeed local film critic Jonathan Dross described it as 'the best film he had seen all day.' Harry Borman (a retired film fanatic) called it 'The Best thing to come out of the School House film studio ever.' Helen Mirren, Julia Roberts, Clint Eastwood, Tom Cruise, River Cruise and Tom Hanks would all probably like to have been in it but were not deemed suitable for the parts.

Ned Ellison said "It is without doubt a seminal work and I am delighted that my first film was this good, my career in films can only go upwards from here", Oliver Carson and Charlie Smelt said something very similar.

If you would like to be given a free copy of this film please feel free to leave a message in our guest book to that effect (please leave your real email address!). NB This film seems to be very popular with the young minded!

Any donations over £7 will entitle you to a free copy of Garry Otter and the Trunk of Blood, just let us know you want a copy. For a view of the trailers go to Google and type in Garry Otter, or click here.

'Fun' Run report on Bluechair Heroes.

I have never been convinced by the the idea of a 'fun' run and still need convincing! The Blue Chairs managed to hitch a ride in the 10k run organised by CureLeukaemia in Sutton Park. Their hosts George Lynch-Staunton and Henry Ebelis thought they would get even more sponsorship dressed in women's clothing - let's skirt round this issue and mention how delighted Iwan Thomas was to meet the Blue Chairs. I think it made his day!

The Chairs approach the finish line courteousy of Henry and George.

There were also a number of other Blue Chair Heroes raising money for Cure Leukaemia and having 'fun' running in the rain. Here are some pictures that illustrate the 'fun' they all had! This is a survivors photo and notice how happy they are to have stopped running.

But maybe they're just relieved after escaping from a dalek!

And first of the Shrewsbury School gang to survive was Tom Crosby who finished in 5th place overall with a time of 36 minutes. Wow! He must have been forced to watch Dr. Who when he was little!

Well done to you all and thanks for raising loads of dosh for a great cause!Over £1000 so far!

If you want to see a video clip of the race and find out where the Bluechair heroes came go to the CureLeukaemia website and then go to their fun run page, or click here.

You should also know that Duncan Grisedale came 19th. Well done Duncan! (Despite how it looks he did survive!).

An Evolving Athlete!

This man can run faster than a stationary blue chair. Impressed? Well sponsor him and the School House, Staff, and School teams involved in the Cure Leukaemia 10k run this Sunday (May 21). They have to leave Shrewsbury on a Sunday morning at 8:00am. They have to miss chapel and they will probably not have time for breakfast. They are all Blue Chair Heroes. They have trained for months on a special diet of cake and beer, they are nearly ready. Prepare to be amazed by the BlueCyberchairmen. Click on donate and leave them a heart warming and inspirational message. (You may like to know that the blue chairs will be carried round the course as both are injured at the moment).

Blue Chair Ups and Downs

Here we are 'up the downs' in Good old Sussex by the Sea.

Icons!

Thanks to the Botcharov's for bringing 'a window into heaven' to Shrewsbury School Chapel. We love art and find this helps focus the mind wonderfully when we are at prayer. (Take notice anyone doing RS GCSE)!

Tree Chairs!

Although this looks like we are in a 'sticky situation' do not fear we are just 'branching out'! I am stumped for words so let's leaf it there shall we!

Coursework

Whilst on interview at St.Andrew's University in sunny Scotland, Albert Tang was surprised to see our intrepid friends enjoying a spot of coursework. He was concerned that the chairs looked 'a little under par' and was worried there was 'a hole in one.' Luckily there wasn't, although there were signs of a little birdie!

Eggstatic Chairs

Generosity is a trait of blue chairs. They like to buy chocolate that is of the highest quality and give it to their friends or teachers! I sense they enjoyed their visit to Audrey's in Hove. I suspect you might too!