Lucky we can read!

Having finally been allowed to tread the boards of Brighton pier we indulged in a spot of bravado. We know how dangerous it is to jump into the sea. Some of our 'evolutionary relatives' are on display in various museums having hurled themselves off the Titanic and other such 'holey ships' (as batman would say). Not that chairs are stupid -its just that there wasn't enough room in the lifeboats and chairs are by nature less grabbing than humans, (and we can survive longer in the water).