Garry Otter and the Trunk of Blood

This appalling piece of celuloid rubbish was rightly panned by all critics at the Cannes film festival. However it was applauded as a work of 'genius' at the 'Little Smelling Farts and Craft Fair' earlier this year. Indeed local film critic Jonathan Dross described it as 'the best film he had seen all day.' Harry Borman (a retired film fanatic) called it 'The Best thing to come out of the School House film studio ever.' Helen Mirren, Julia Roberts, Clint Eastwood, Tom Cruise, River Cruise and Tom Hanks would all probably like to have been in it but were not deemed suitable for the parts.

Ned Ellison said "It is without doubt a seminal work and I am delighted that my first film was this good, my career in films can only go upwards from here", Oliver Carson and Charlie Smelt said something very similar.

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