CALENDAR

WHY NOT BUY A BLUE CHAIR CALENDAR? Available from the 2nd December price £10. All enquiries to gjfb@shrewsbury.org.uk

BE THE ENVY OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. IT'S UNIQUE AND RAISES MONEY FOR 'CURE LEUKAEMIA' AND 'THE SHROPSHIRE BLOOD TRUST FUND'.

Here's what some satisfied customers said about the calendar.

"It's such a perfect calendar" Lou Reed

" It looks good in the bog" Loo Read.

"I don't understand it." Kant Read.

"Yes! I liked it- now go away." Kurt Read.

'The blue chairs are weally gweat' says David Bellamy

Deep in the Amazonian rain forest David Bellamy managed to observe a group of blue chairs feeding on plastic flowers and lino. He brought these two back with him and currently there are no blue chairs left in the rain forest mainly due to loss of habitat. He is hoping to breed from these two chairs and release a small colony back into the jungle in a few years time. He is not optimistic however as blue chairs are notoriously difficult to breed in captivity.