Blue chairs are worshipped at Sandroyd School

Worrying news is reaching us (confirmed by this photograph) that impressionable youngsters have begun to believe that the blue chairs have hidden powers. This temple in the beautiful grounds of Sandroyd School may be one of several cultic centres which is fostering what is believed to be the fastest growing religion involving the worship of blue chairs in the world. The Pope has yet to comment on these worrying developments as have other leading religious figures.